Текст песни о том как женщины ходили жаловаться на мужчин к богу
Обновлено: 23.11.2024
Нынче май, ну а в апреле -
Беспробудное веселье,-
Маша втюрилась по уши, ночь гуляя напролет,
Но любимый и желанный
Предал их любовь обману -
Испарился с продавщицей, а у Маши уж живот.
Все сипели и кряхтели,-
Бабы мести захотели
И пошли толпою глупой к Богу с жалобой большой,-
Чтобы он мужей презренных
К ним поставил на колени,
А несчастных кротких женщин покровительствал собой.
У ворот в раю смятенье -
Прутся бабы без стесненья.
На вратах большая надпись: "Если грешная войдет -
У нее отсохнут груди
И мужей уже не будет,
Потому что эта дырка как под мышкой зарастет."
Бабы приостановились,
У ворот толпой сгрудились,
Вроде дернулись-решились, как базарные весы.
Но подумали - решили,-
И ворота в рай закрыли
В дань прельщенья злого рока сей запретной полосы.
Near the forest heard moans
Exuberant whoop " Louse vigorous ! "
Indecent sobbing , howling men ,
Babble female , laments
And solid name calling
Due to the infamous deception entirely for no apparent reason .
May now , well into April -
Unrestrained fun -
Masha a crush on the ears , night walking away ,
But beloved and coveted
Betrayed their love hype -
Evaporated with the saleswoman , and Masha belly too .
Masha all men cried ,
And then women came running -
All defrauded surrounding - with bellies and children
Suddenly filled meadow
Victims of violence and deception -
How old can mock miserable people !
With rotten stump plowshares
Is that twins work up :
"We must finish with them once to know how to throw !
Baba ! Do we need a lot ? -
Who would bang in the morning on the rump ,
To us on the day of the coming mood lift . "
Just got off the stump - as immediately
Two wives one husband
Swore allegiance to vow - men do not beat ,
Vilified vile word
And contempt severe
But silent prostitutes - they do not care !
Baba crowd decided to do :
"Man , we loved so much !
If I could have changed Razik - yes go hoarse , if the time ! "
Immediately once all hoarse ,
Blood went without life cycle -
Even my mother - heroine is not saved in an omen that .
All hissed and groaned , -
Baba wanted revenge
And stupid crowd went to God with a big complaint -
To men he despised
They put on their knees ,
A meek women pokrovitelstval accidents themselves.
At the gates of heaven in confusion -
Prouty women do not hesitate .
On the gates of a large inscription : " If sinful will -
She wither breast
And men will not be,
Because this hole under his arm as overgrown . "
Baba halted ,
At the gates of the crowd huddled ,
Twitched like - decided as marketplaces scales .
But think - decided -
And shut the gates to paradise
In tribute to this enticement doom forbidden band .
And the crowd thinned them -
Well it's the women , the banner thing -
Without men because body groans and sex shops are not present there .
Who have already returned back -
Twice taut -
In how cool bored on your favorite guy!
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