Текст и перевод песни baby jesus
Обновлено: 22.11.2024
На странице представлены текст и перевод на русский язык песни «Baby Jesus» из альбома «Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome» группы Maria Bamford.
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I haven’t even started! This is gonna be freaking awesome Um, so my parents are very religious So I’ve been leaving them messages on their answering machine from the baby Jesus. «Hi everyone, it’s the baby Jesus, and I’ll be out of town for a couple days so I thought I’d give you a call.» «Will you stop leaving me those messages?» What messages? «The ones from the baby Jesus.» The baby Jesus is leaving you messages? You better call him back «Hi, it’s BJ. So it seems like we’re pretty funky — if you give me a chance, give me a jingle-jingle!» «Honey, come on, it’s creepy.» «It's the baby Satan — ««Stop it.» Parents are very supportive In fact, they will heckle me upon request I try to get used to it De-sensitize myself to it «Honey, you’re not any good, I don’t like it when you’re talking. You are hurting me with your words.» «You women are funny. I didn’t even think you were a woman! I thought you were a bowl or a stick.» hahah «Yes, sweety, why don’t you shut the f up you stupid c before I snap your neck in half?» Jesus, mom. «Hu — I’m just reading what you wrote down here.» It still hurts. So, uh, I’ve been working on impersonations, so see if you can guess who it is. «Wha — wha — oh, oh. Wha — What?» .I'll do it again. «Uh heh, huh, wha — wha?» It’s God. Mostly from the years 1986 through 1994, in my opinion. I can’t wait until the Atheists get a TV channel together. «So many friends call in and ask me: How do I testify to those I love about my lack of faith? I had a friend who came in; he lost his home, his job, his family, his appendages He said, «Okay, I get it there is no God.» And I said, «Welcome home.»»
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